Things That Must Be True
(Because I say so)
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People are all the same in that they all think they're different than everybody
else.
- People always means other people. (see #1)
- The style of clothing you are wearing at age 21 you will wear for the rest of your
life.
- The grass is always greener on the other side, but it usually requires more mowing.
- A person may be smart, but people are dumb.
- If everyone drove exactly the speed limit, we would get there a lot faster, and
happier. (You start)
- The chances of you looking like an idiot are directly proportional to the number of
words that come out of your mouth.
- If you put off until tomorrow what you can do today, you'll have a lot of free time
today.
- When they say "they say" they probably don't know what they're talking
about.
- All women generalize.
- There is no such thing as an
atheist.
- Entertainment is not a necessity.
- There are no stupid questions, there are only stupid answers.
- Being in love makes you feel scared yet happy, proud yet silly, serious yet
playful, nervous yet peaceful. It's the only place to be.
- A sign of true friendship is when you can argue without getting mad at each other.
- There is no such thing as cold.
- There is no such thing as darkness.
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