PC Dictionary

Old Term	PC Term
bad cook	microwave compatible individual
bad driver	automotively impaired individual
bald	comb-free
beer gut	liquid grain storage facility
belch	gastronomic expression
black	African American
blind	audio-oriented
body odor	non-discretionary fragrance
boy	pre-oppressor
bum	philosophy major
cattle ranch	bovine concentration camp
clumsy	uniquely coordinated
conservative	right-wing extremist
convict	social separatist
dead	metaphysically challenged
deaf	visually oriented
druggie	chemically challenged
elderly	gerontologically advanced
fail	achieve a deficiency
fart	gastronomic expression
gang	youth group
ghetto	ethnically homogenous area
girl	pre-woperson
hamburger	seared mutilated animal flesh
homeless	nonspecifically located
hot body	geometrically superior
housewife	domestic engineer and unpaid sex worker
human	earth child
hunter	animal assassin
illiterate	knowledge-base non-possessor
insane	selectively perceptive
lazy	energetically challenged
liar	ethically disoriented individual
liberal	enlightened
logger	tree-slayer
low-rider	culturally responsive transportation
man	oppressor
mean	aggression enhanced
obese	gravitationally challenged
panhandler	unaffiliated applicant seeking private sector funding
plastic surgery	cosmetic enhancement
PMS	hormonally challenged
politically correct	appropriate inclusivity
poor	economically marginalized
pregnant	parasitically oppressed
serial killer	person with difficult to meet needs
slum	economic oppression zone
snoring	nasally repetitive
stupid	cranially underdeveloped
sunbathe	solar enhancement
tax increase	revenue enhancement
terrorist country	country of concern
trees	oxygen exchange units
ugly	aesthetically different
unemployed	involuntarily leisurely
weight gain	metabolic underachievement
white	genetically oppressive
wife	unpaid sex worker
woman	woperson
worst	least best
wrinkled	differently smooth
wrong	differently logical
zoo	wildlife preservation center