All Purpose Apology Form

You could be making money while you're reading this,
or reading email, or watching TV, or listening to the radio, or...

 

Dear

Words cannot begin to express how sorry

I am that your was

damaged by my

prank.  I couldn't  have known that the

I was riding would go out of control.

While it is true that I should not have

it in the direction of your

you must understand that it was all in fun. 

The subsequent carnage that I caused is
beyond my ability to

and therefore I must humbly ask your forgiveness.

I know that it is perfectly within your rights to
but I must ask you to remember all of the good times

we've had joking around at

and also that I am first and foremost your

and I think that counts more than one prank, especially one that

Sincerely,

 


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